Would you rather?

Would you rather be someone really short whose last name is Short OR be someone overweight whose last name is skinny? No, probably not the over weight one, but the short one might work. If I where short, I could go through small tunnels.



Would you rather ride in a tight crate for a thirteen-hour plane flight OR with cows in the back of a truck for a two-day road trek? Maybe the air plane one, but not the cow one. Because I might sneak into enemy territory.



Would you rather wear a bicycle helmet everywhere you go OR carry an open Umbrella every where you go? The helmet one would do, not the umbrella one. A bicycle helmet might have advanced technology.